tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

229142 # 2 hours ago

spookyvegeslights:

patrick stump and brendon urie can play basically any instrument and their vocal range is from the pits of hell to the high heavens and they could give some of their talent to every single person in america and still have enough left over be the most talented musicians in america

790 # 2 hours ago
nonperishable-cup-ramen:

in their tongue he is Ogrekiin, Shrekborn

nonperishable-cup-ramen:

in their tongue he is Ogrekiin, Shrekborn

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

495231 # 2 hours ago
Anonymous
asked: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

olivegarden:

152282 # 2 hours ago

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

468231 # 3 hours ago

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

49334 # 3 hours ago

wilderwuff:

a man is selling water at a convention. the man has had a good experience with the con-goers until he sees them: a horde of furries making a beeline for his humble stand. he picks up the cooler of water and runs. he catches a glance behind him, and sure enough, they are in hot fursuit

10965 # 3 hours ago

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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110048 # 3 hours ago
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